My Favorite Piece of Writing From a Screenplay - Gangs of New York

William Cutting

I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot.
So because you are lukewarm I will spew you out of my mouth.
You can build your filthy world without me.
I took the father, now I'll take the son.
You tell young Vallon, I'm gonna paint paradise square with his blood. Two coats.
I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you Mr. Tammany Fucking Hall,
you come down to the points again and you'll be dispatched by mine own hand.
Now get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace. I paid you fair.

Jesus & Twitter

It doesn’t make sense to me that Jesus would come to Earth 2000 years ago, travel around the desert on a donkey trying to spread a message of peace, hope and love designed for all to hear. I mean, we‘re talking about a guy who sees all, hears all and knows all. Why didn’t he just wait until Twitter was invented? 33 years of work could have been accomplished with one 140 character message.
#inefficiency

‘Are you a Christian? No, but I follow Christ on Twitter.’